YDI Thansgivingtacular Newsletter - November 2013 Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Here at the New Rochelle YD Industries campus, the wild turkey habitat

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YDI Thansgivingtacular Newsletter - November 2013

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Here at the New Rochelle YD Industries campus, the wild turkey habitat has been officially “cleared” for Thanksgiving, the Founder’s Gazebo interactive light show between Thronduke 3 and 4 has been installed, and the mandatory employee holiday party is just around the corner. In this special T-Day edition of the YD mailing, you can look forward to updates on: the west coast holiday party, the YDI Pilgrim Pageant, info on the Spud Cuddler, and special Black Friday shopping opportunities at YDI's Calypso’s Discount Palace! Read on...

YDI Holiday Fest in S.F.

The west coast holiday celebration is on for Thursday, December 12th at the Holy Water Bar in San Francisco. Attendees can look forward to YD Industries party favorites such as: photos with Santa, The Year in Review Report, the “What’s in the Stocking” game, and special innovation and network lubricating beverages from the cash bar. For more info or to RSVP, head here.

Note: Feel free to bring a canned good, a toy for a tot, or wear a not too overtly indecent seasonal sweater.

Gift Idea: The Spud Cuddler

Want to know how a genetically modified 137 pound potato can keep you warm on lonely winter nights? Well then, look no further than YD Industries latest product, The Spud Cuddler! It’s the ultimate stocking stuffer for that lonely and thermally challenged shut-in on your holiday list.

YDI Thanksgiving Pilgrim Pageant

During this year’s annual T-day spectacle, costumed pilgrims (YDI Gaming Sales Reps) were given 12 heirloom turkeys by Wykagyl tribal elders, who also run the popular Algonquian Gold Casino just off Route 7-A. YDI employees and visiting dignitaries could observe the magnificent birds in the traditional log paddock before they were slaughtered and awarded to top performing district managers in pharmaceutical sales.

Thanksgiving Thursday is the New Black Friday!

Once again, YDI is a leader in holiday retail marketing innovation! At our famed big box retail outlet, Calypso’s Discount Palace, bargain seeking shoppers will now be roaming the aisles on Thanksgiving Day! Every store section will house a traditional dinner buffet, and shoppers will be able to savor the best of Thanksgiving vittles and holiday spirit while also scoring the deepest discounts on our retail calendar.

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In Conclusion...

Newsletter conclusions are always the most difficult section to write, and this is especially true after an afternoon egg-nog tasting. We’ll just jump straight into the thank-yous by singling out Ed Sibley for his invaluable reporting notes on the Pilgrim Pageant. We couldn’t have filed the story without him, so thanks to Ed. Props also to Laura Riggs for her sharp eyed photography of the turkey paddock. Those lessons are really paying off Laura.

Most importantly, all of us at YD Industries wish you and your families a wonderful Thanksgiving! We look forward to seeing you soon in the aisles of Calypso’s Discount Palace as well as at the west coast holiday party on December 12th!

Cheers,
The YD Industries Team

PS - As always, we always look forward to hearing your thoughts or suggestions, so feel free to drop us a line anytime!

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