Episode 19 - Sept. 2, 2012 - Don't Look at Me. I'm Just the Parent. - Ham & Chuck chat about reality TV and the unreal decisions made by parents involved. We also talk about over-mothering college students, and toddlers with $600 shoes.
Episode 18 - Aug. 27, 2012 Don't Mess with the Man, Man! - Ham & Chuck stand up to the Man, man! And we stand up for giving water to thirsty people on hot days, we stand up for Lance Armstrong against the sadists at the USADA, and we stand up for… well, we try to give the Department of Homeland Security some constructive criticism. Wait… did you hear a click? Is this being recorded?
Episode 17 - Aug. 19, 2012 - Nobody move or the drunk showering woman / gator baiter / fluffy bunny / anti-Semitic politician / pirate gets it!! - Ham & Chuck examine the physics of drunken showering, the legality of feeding alligators parts of your own body, the ethics of a town taking a little girl’s pet bunny hostage, the morals of anti-semitic politicians and their parties, and the corporatization of the mom & pop pirate industry. Plus our take on the Olympics. Ain’t that enough??
Episode 16 - Aug. 13, 2012 - Senseless Carjackers, Brainless Texters, and Zombies… but we repeat ourselves… - Ham & Chuck discuss a massive federal-state cooperative effort to stop carjackings through dumb luck, texters who walk and how government should respond, and the latest in zombie apocalypse gear.
Episode 15 - Aug. 6, 2012 - WHY DO YOU HATE ME? - Ham & Chuck discuss mean girl dolphins, terrorizing children to bring them closer to Jesus, verbally abusing drive-thru workers to show your love, and Chuck’s parents, one of whom is plotting to destroy America.
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